I'M WARBOSS GORGUTZ 'EAD 'UNTER, DA BIGGEST AND DA STRONGEST ORK AROUND.
I'ZE BEEN IN A GOOD FEW WAAAGHS MYSELF, DIKE DA WAAAGH ON LORN V, OH DAT WAZ A GEWD ONE. I WAZ ABLE TO DAKE THAT CHAOS GIT, CRULL WAS IT?
I WUZ ALSO IN THE WAAAGH KHRONOS, WHEREZ I GOTZ TO DAKE DA SKULLZ OF THEM RED ARMOR BOYS AND THEM TAU WUSSES.
BUT DHEN I HERD 'BOUT SOME WHIMPAHY ORKS IN DA KOR-RUVVA SYSTEM DAT KEPT ON GETTING BEAT AND KEPT ON HIDING IN THERE ORK HOLD IN THE MOUNTAINS, OHHH I 'OULDN'T STAND FOR DAT, SO IZ WENT DAR AND TAUT 'EM A LESSON, HAHAHAHA!
SO HEER I AM, DAR'S SUPPOSE TO BE SOME KINDA WAAAGH HERE, RIGHT? WELL! YEH CAN'T HAVE A WAAAGH WITHOUT GORGUTZ 'EAD 'UNTER!
NOW GIMME YOUR PRETTY LITTLE SKULLS!
*Gorgutz, with an impresive use of leg power, jumped over the bullets and its now flying down towards you, and I assure getting crushed by an Ork warboss with Cybork armor is not a pleasant thing*
*You see a massive puff of dust and smoke from where Gorgutz crashed, near by his orky fortress*
*You then notice that soon after there's some commotion in the Ork fortress, and something is coming out of it, too big and too fast to be Gorgutz though...*
...AI DO!
AN' WIT' LOTSA DAKKA, SERS BOND TA BE SUM POOR CHAP TINKIN DAT ITS BAD, AN' IT GIVES UZ ENEMES TA FIGHT
FIEN, WE'LL GO THUGH WIT' IT, BUT ONCE WEZE OUTTA ENEMIES, WEZ TAEKIN' DAT FORTRESS WIT' US...